December 2011
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him: if i ever have to go shopping i'll only go to the mall because it has a food court
me: fat hahah they don't have a taco bell though
him: lynnhaven mall does. I"m willing to drive 35 mins to get there
me: macarthur has panda express.. Panda express > taco bell
him: panda express is good. They always skimp my food though I have to ask for double extra everything to get a normal amount
me: they ALWAYS give me too much food then i cry silently while eating it cuz I'll have to throw some of it away but my tears give the orange chicken extra flavor so it's all good
Dec 27th
fivefifteen asked: It's from Squidbillies. Great show.
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Dec 26th
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I’m just tryna get Holiday Drunk. Sip on my Hennessy and orange juice/cranberry juice, munch on jello shots, make spiked smoothies, ya know, get festive and shit.
Dec 26th
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Listennetscapeshawty: classic beat
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Santa got me rollerblades.
I knew he loved me. I’m always a good girl.
Dec 26th
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kungfuwolfnigga: My 30 something year old brother is asking me about bong rips and blunts and shit. Everyone’s trying to get used to the idea of the youngest smoking weed and I’m just like, Can’t we all just chill, watch The Wiz, and eat? BASICALLY.
Dec 26th
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doodoomamma: This asshat on tv just said “Christmas in Los Angeles has taken a turn, we have dropped down to 70 degree weather” or something of the sort. asshat
Dec 26th
Why I love charades:
it’s the only time looking a damn fool isn’t frowned upon at all people start yelling out random things once they’ve expired all their “good” guesses; For example, someone is acting out a beach bum and you hear things being yelled like: LICORICE! A TOWL! VASELINE! you get to see how people interpret things it’s entirely appropriate to make your own...
Dec 26th
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doodoomamma: I haven’t smoked weed in weeks and I’m dying. I can’t wait for Alaisha to get here so we can hit that bong. hits from the booooooooonnnng.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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I love doughnuts. Love. doughnuts.
Dec 25th
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doodoomamma: my favorite things to do: smoke weed, pick my nose, poop, masturbate, eat, drink alcohol, and sleep. nailed it.
Dec 25th
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kungfuwolfnigga asked: Alaisha bruh, I'm assuming you're in town, how long are you here? we need to burn a good one!
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Dude, the way SpaceGhostPurp spells his name makes me so happy. SPVCXGHXZTPVRRP, yous mah nigga.
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imbetterthanthedevil: kimjongskrilla: do you guys actually care that much about waka flocka flame or are you just black guy bullshitting though Waka Flocka is an American icon
Dec 25th
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